the random musings of amanda

theanimalblog:

This is how baby giraffes sleep

all i want is to visit giraffes and be best friends

(via feelinggrimm)

though i don’t think shakespeare actually said this, i think it’s pretty true

(via kelseyeli)

(via something-nextto-normal)

brooklynmutt:

Giraffe leans through car window at West Midland Safari and Leisure Park

(Mail Online)

I WANT TO BE THAT KID.

feelinggrimm:

chelesa:

pretendlandlovetree:

rawkobo:

tyleroakley:

This will never not be perfect.

how do you fuck this up

That I was a huge slut sleeping around with all of my guy friends, even though I never had sex before. I went along with it. I thought it was hilarious. 

My obsession with Metal Gear and Knights of the Old Republic in 8th grade lead to a rumor mill that I was into paganism.  Now imagine this in Southern Virginia.  Yep.

A few years after I went to JMU I heard that people at my hometown’s local community college were saying I sucked a hundred dicks in the Theatre bathrooms.  I never dated a single boy in high school and I never even saw a dick in person until college.  I did frequently hang out with my gay male friends while making costumes in the dressing rooms but that’s about it.

In sixth grade we went on a field trip at Camp Hemlock, which is like in the middle of the woods and you do team building shit and right before the buses came a group of us needed to go to the bathroom and the teachers wouldn’t let us because it was raining and the bus was “coming any minute.” The buses were like 10 min late but they still didn’t let us go so we had to hold it on the bus on the way back. Because it had been raining I took my coat off on the bus and accidentally sat on the wet part. So there was a rumor that I had peed my pants on the bus.